15 Wacky Tweets Straight From The Legendary Ryan Reynolds

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Jan 10, 2019 12:00 PM EST

Need some terrible parenting advice? Or some general dumb, witty humor? Our man Ryan Reynolds has you covered. Aside from being incredibly handsome, his Twitter account never fails to deliver the best of the best that will never disappoint. We hear that sometimes he even replies to fans, but shhh, you didn't hear it from us...

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  • 01
    Text - Ryan Reynolds@VancityReynolds 27 sep. Whoever invented pants probably brings it up in like, every conversation ever. 8,5K 3,2K
    via RayekMight
  • 02
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really f ing pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 03
    Text - Ryan Reynolds VancityReynolds Follow On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me. It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 04
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 05
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow Couldnt agree more. Gluten Free cigarettes are still very bad for you. Yüki @yukijtlg @VancityReynolds デッドプール2最高だし、yukioかわいすぎるし、3早く観たいよ!
    via VancityReynolds
  • 06
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 07
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 08
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this"
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 09
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow Father's Day coming up. Can't wait to be served Norovirus in bed.
    via VancityReynolds
  • 10
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds In the morning, I like to let the dogs out and sing, "Who let the dogs out" before punching myself in the face as hard as I f ing can. 9:46am-26 Sep 15
    via DSuperman1995
  • 11
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
  • 12
    Text - Ryan Reynolds@VancityReynolds 23 jul. I wonder if sharks are huddled up underwater, scared sh less while watching Human Week. 8,2K 13,7K
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  • 13
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds 25 jun. Different hair colors. Ryan Gosling has light BLOND hair. And Ryan Reynolds is a C seaweed medley @stonedziti i honestly dont know the difference between ryan gosling and ryan reynolds 23K 114K
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  • 14
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow It's true. I'll never forget how much I mean to you. Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman The obsession is real. @VancityReynolds twitter.com/VancityReynold...
    via VancityReynolds
  • 15
    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Follow Selecting a lower back tattoo for an infant is easy. Finding someone willing to do the work is challenging.
    via MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce

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